Mich

Woah. I really need to get my social networks under control.

Last night I went to the Buffalo Bill Cody Stampede Rodeo. (I think that is the right order of the words, it is a long title.) I’d never been to a rodeo before, and wasn’t disappointed. Apparently, there’s something about body slamming a calf into the dirt that is all right with me.

Here are pictures! This should continually be updated, as long as we keep coming across open WiFi signals.

I’m checking in from KOA in Mitchell, SD. Today featured eating @ Bob’s Cafe in Sioux Falls, and tomorrow promises the Corn Palace.

Yeah, road trips!

Hello from the Mac Store in the Mall of America!

I’m leaving in less than half an hour on Big Fat Northern Roadtrip 08. The Great Plains will never be the same!

If you’d like a postcard, send me your address. Mich at anonymoussuperhero dot com. Or if you know my gmail, do that.

I can’t wait to be able to go back to sleep!

I didn’t realize I’d left such a terrible picture on the “front” page for so long.

I am crazy!

Also, I have gotten really into Twitter lately. Check it out, and join in: Mich Maybenot

Okay. Since I have managed to finally put pictures not only on to my computer, but onto THE INTERNET, I thought it would be time for an update of pictorial proportions

In December, I made a dress for Shaun’s company’s Christmas Party. I took pictures late at night in the bathroom mirror, but it looked like this, only less bathroom and more better hair. ( I can’t believe I’m about to post this on the internet.)

And then some time went by, and I went to Kansas. My sister got married (she went to Las Vegas and had her wedding broadcasted online, so that everyone she didn’t invite (that would be everyone) could watch from home.) She and her husband (weird.) decided to have a reception, and so I went to Kansas.

My family and I also celebrated my birthday. I am officially not 24 anymore.

My parents were there. Both, at the same time.

And so was my sister.

I’m not sure why that is so blurry. It can only be because our waiter took the picture, and he took several terrible pictures of us. It’s a good thing my sister isn’t his boss, because he could have been FIRED. OH WAIT, SHE IS TOTALLY HIS BOSS! STAINNNN!

So, uh, then there was a reception that I don’t have pictures of, and I came home. And then it was Birthday Weekend! Shaun and I had our birthdays. We went to the National Orchestra in DC (despite total lack of photographic proof), and had dinner with his family. It turns out we still rock at DDR: Mario Mix.

So that’s pretty much what I’ve been up to. The end.

My sister eloped, and is having a party this weekend. So I am in Topeka. It’s the first time I’ve been back since I left, almost three years ago.

It’s time to leave for dinner with my parents and my sister. It will be the first time the four of us have been together probably since I graduated from high school.

More to come.

Click here, it is serious business.

Right now, at this very moment, Shaun is being attacked by a vicious unicorn princess. This angry unicorn is stabbing him in the face! Over and over again!

Luckily, the nice princess unicorn is putting bandaids on him, so he’s going to be okay.

But! Bad news alert! Shaun is actually Unicorn Poison, and if a unicorn’s horn touches him, the poison gets all up in the horn and infects it and makes their heads rot off. So that’s too bad. Even if they wash it, INFINITY TIMES, it eventually doesn’t work.

And then Death comes over, (but she has to take her glasses off first), and captures the unicorns.  Luckily, I am safe because I am not a unicorn, unicorn poison, or death. Whew!

Hanging out with kids is crazy!